BODIES IN MOTION JAM AWARDS

for a sports sensation, ambigious and brutal

for a fan remake of an epic music video

for the definitive winner of domino club

for card games with the boys made spicy

for submitting to the surgery

for a sports mascot that is going to get you

for a self-imposed exile, masking fear with superiority

for a loyal follower to a powerful athlete

for looking on respectfully

for a humane alternative to equestrianism

for getting the last laugh in defeat

for a ruthless death match in an unreal tournament

for inventive contrivances for locker room sex

for the body exceeding reality

for a homecoming death before an imagined audience

for a hapless husband on the receiving end of a sexual awakening

for out of pocket smack talk

for a creator interview intercut with darker truths

for increasingly escalating the situation

for girls fighting for their extra-curricular activities

for finding friendship in failed ambition. still reaching higher

for geezers plain and simple. legends in their own way

for a pathological disregard for injury

for getting nothing. you lose. good day